The Ghost of Expected Surprises

The Ghost of Expected Surprises Here, Cratchet, what do you think you’re doing? Uh, er, leaving sir. Leaving? It’s 5 minutes to the hour. Shall I dock your pay accordingly. Uh, er, no sir. No sir? Well it’s back to work for you then, and be quick about it. And I don’t expect your mind to be off home before your body gets out the door either, what? Uh, er, no sir. Quite. Will you be doing anything for Christmas, sir? Christmas, Schmissmiss. Uh, er, what sir? Schmi, schmish. Smiss. Are you okay, sir? Schmee, smaa, ooh. Mr. Scrooge, sir? Mr. Scrooge? Mr. Scroo…. *********************************************************************** Oooohhh. Ooooooooooooooh! What? Who? What? Oh! EEEIIIIII am the Ghooooost of Expeeeected Surprises. What? What? …